I Hate It Here
I Hate It Here
I Hate It Here

I Hate It Here

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Have you ever found yourself trying your very best to stay undetected, hiding that little corner of your family's dry, neglected backyard as their famous annual 4th of July BBQ commences? You're sipping on a lukewarm Budlight questioning your entire existence and what anyone is even doing sweating their faces off in a mosquito infested, Covid-19 rampant cesspool surrounded by neighbors you've never seen in your life, your dad's weird coworker, Terry, who's already set a napkin stack on fire with a sparkler and screeching children covered in sticky Bomb pop popsicle juice who keep throwing firework poppers at your face? Like what in the hell is anyone celebrating for?! This country? America?!

Then I've got the perfect top for you, my 🚫Anti-American bestie! 🇺🇸

Don't be fooled by my model's chipper attitude, she's dead inside.

  • 100% Petty
  • Pretty savage
  • 'Murica! 🇺🇸✨🦅

Available in three styles:

Unisex Tee
5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
Available in Sizes: S - 3XL


Women's Racerback Tank Top 
4 oz., 60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester lightweight jersey
Available in Sizes: S - 2XL

Men's Tank Top
4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
Available in Sizes: S - 2XL

100% handmade and one-of-a-kind.

Made with love, guaranteed.