United We Stand, Intoxicated We Fall
United We Stand, Intoxicated We Fall
United We Stand, Intoxicated We Fall

United We Stand, Intoxicated We Fall

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It wouldn't be the land of the free if one of us (probably me) didn't completely blackout by 3. So what if you missed the fireworks show this year...again...for the 4th year in a row. Ain't no laws when you're drinking claws! 🇺🇸✨🦅

Let the party know, the moment you arrive..."united I will stand, intoxicated I will definitely fall, please leave a bucket by whatever bed you decided to toss me in later. 

ANYWAYS!

  • 100% Flawless
  • Honestly, iconic 
  • 'Murica! 🇺🇸✨🦅
Available in three styles:
Unisex Tee
5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
Available in Sizes: S - 3XL

Women's Racerback Tank Top 
4 oz., 60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester lightweight jersey
Available in Sizes: S - 2XL

Men's Tank Top
4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
Available in Sizes: S - 2XL

100% handmade and one-of-a-kind.

Made with love, guaranteed.